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To become one of us, you must do all of the following things.
1, You must leave your website and/ or name at the comments "section" of this page only! You must tell us how much you love us ! You will then be linked spiritually to us, and by means of a hyperlink on this page you fucking ingrates.
2, You must renounce all other faiths and/or family and/or steady job, income, common sense, morality, trust, "better judgement" and belive that we are who we say we are and are not after cash and/or all your worldly ties, cars, house, money etc.
3, You must be plyable, gullable and willing enough to let go of all self esteem, so that when your brain is reprogrammed by us the "transition" will go smoothly.
4, You must get rid of all worldly ties including pets,furniture, cars house and donate them to us including , family and /or friends.
5, You must wear black shirts and white ties.This is the uniform of the Morrist's and if you want a picture of you in here it must be in uniform with the Morrist sign of luck ; the two pointed middle fingers.
6, You must as a Morrist spread the word of our website and teachings except when in the presence of police, social workers, people in the care industries, including G.p's, and any family members who graduated from high school or T.A.F.E equivilent, including G.C.S.E's, H.S.C's, and any other acronymn.
7, You will use the words "and /or" in as many inapropriate situations as possible.
8, You will use inverted commas or quotes and do the little bunny rabbit action when saying anything that relates to Morrism, especially in the company of large groups of people, up to and including, small groups of animals.
9, You will say the words "literally" and "ironic" at times when the context of these words is totally inapropriate. Example, "Hey mister you're wearing red socks, how ironic" and/or, "These new Keyboards are literally running through my veins". Other permitted words are; "When in rome" and/or "Touche".
10, You are literally expected to be creative and/or ironic in the "misuse" of the words, and also "spread" the word of these teachings and/or the "websites", quotes, teachings etc.
1, You must leave your website and/ or name at the comments "section" of this page only! You must tell us how much you love us ! You will then be linked spiritually to us, and by means of a hyperlink on this page you fucking ingrates.
2, You must renounce all other faiths and/or family and/or steady job, income, common sense, morality, trust, "better judgement" and belive that we are who we say we are and are not after cash and/or all your worldly ties, cars, house, money etc.
3, You must be plyable, gullable and willing enough to let go of all self esteem, so that when your brain is reprogrammed by us the "transition" will go smoothly.
4, You must get rid of all worldly ties including pets,furniture, cars house and donate them to us including , family and /or friends.
5, You must wear black shirts and white ties.This is the uniform of the Morrist's and if you want a picture of you in here it must be in uniform with the Morrist sign of luck ; the two pointed middle fingers.
6, You must as a Morrist spread the word of our website and teachings except when in the presence of police, social workers, people in the care industries, including G.p's, and any family members who graduated from high school or T.A.F.E equivilent, including G.C.S.E's, H.S.C's, and any other acronymn.
7, You will use the words "and /or" in as many inapropriate situations as possible.
8, You will use inverted commas or quotes and do the little bunny rabbit action when saying anything that relates to Morrism, especially in the company of large groups of people, up to and including, small groups of animals.
9, You will say the words "literally" and "ironic" at times when the context of these words is totally inapropriate. Example, "Hey mister you're wearing red socks, how ironic" and/or, "These new Keyboards are literally running through my veins". Other permitted words are; "When in rome" and/or "Touche".
10, You are literally expected to be creative and/or ironic in the "misuse" of the words, and also "spread" the word of these teachings and/or the "websites", quotes, teachings etc.
Current Followers- aka: The "Saved"
It is your job now to spread the word of the Morri, and link back to us you little pieces of crap.
Holy crap you people make me sick.
Ne-Wo- Battle lama- Dirty Darren
Current Sinners- aka: The "Damned"
these sooky baby reteards belive they can with stand our harrasment they think for themselves and constantly have something "clever" to say and/or completley ignore my supremity.
Hey, fuck, it could be worse, at least you dont look like this!
You guys have been damned because you still refuse to join and or you really are crap or ugly. You will stay on this list until the day you repent.
-Old Man Morri-
I WANNA JOIN! please take me, i am deranged. i think 'you will' like me and/or her. i have never been in a cult, but enjoy the prospect of never thinking again for myself. plus i have some cool shit to give away, literally.i did go to a skool once, but only to get something i threw in a bin by accident. is that enough? do i pass? my mum was a 'Touche' in the war so i think i can join by default?? by the way SO'S YOUR FACE!!!!! LA.
It was divine intervention that led me here tonight. I was truly touche'd by an angel and/or a cherubim-slash-seraphim who spaketh to me, saying that if I were to become a Morrist by midnight, I would receive a million dollars. I had to politely decline, as such a pay cut would be bad for my rep. In the words of another Morrist, isn't it ironic? Dontcha think? Morris bless you and/or take care. Your neighbor, Richard. http://richardquick.blogspot.com
I am Angus O'Mann, fast food poet and the Poet Laureate of the Principality of New-Utopia. (http://angusomann.blogspot.com) I have been a member of many mind-bending cults, including the Moonies, the Hare Krishnas, the Republican party and the Kilgore Trout Fishing Club. Each group asked me to leave shortly after my first poetry reading. I believe this qualifies me to be the Morrist Poet Laureate. I have very strong convictions, some religious, and my own quotable religious pronouncement: God is in the Donuts. Angus O'Mann, Fast Food Poet
You're wearing a bask shirt and a white tie! How Ironic!
I like abusing words to make myself sound more intelligent than I actually am.
Literally!
Sign me up or i'll burn your nits out.
This is my first cult, and I'm already feeling ''different'' and/or literally ''reborn''.
It's so ironic, isn't it? I've never felt like this. Your webpage literally left me dead on the floor and asking for more.
You can have all I've got by the way. It's crap.
'If life is like a box of chocolates, avoid the turkish delight.'
Well said.
May the force be with us all.
I'll come to the dark side. ;)
*Refers to Morrist manual and clears throat*
It is ironic that you would call me a "hippy" army nerd face, for I am staunchly opposed to anyone that wears shirts inducing epileptic fits and/or ties his hair in a pony tail.
I believe my extended knowledge in Vegemite products and Polar Berry Cap'n Crunch cereal will be beneficial to the "Morrist" cause. I request admittance into your cult. If I am denied, may rabid squirrels feast upon your buttocks and/or may a cat crap in your sock drawer.
I wanna join!!!
Behold, I cum Quikly!
I wanna join! Please! I'll suck all of you. I'll do whatever you decide. I'll open my own blog to you. Please let me be your cumbasket and write with you.
Ana a Mula (Portugal)
Sounds like a great cult! I'd love to join any cult that doesn't want me as a member!
Thee hath been linked. ;-) Glad to be a part of it all.
sorry...
I was looking for join my 'cunt'
damn typos
My cornhole was extra poopy this morning.
Yes, it sensed harrassment stemming from within these illegitimate metaphoric walls o' yours.
The link at my site to your site is so you stay the fuck out of my anal radar and not because I've joined the cult.
I ain't a follower, Old Chico. Fill in the rest. Ya follow?
P.S. Nikki Webster wants in. She reckons she's defo your type. I could smell her over the phone. Peeeeuuuuu!
Cult? Does it involve television and hating Britney Spears and the Duggar Family? If so count me in. But if you're one of those disgusting cults that eat puppies for breakfast and masturbate over pictures of Charlie Manson I'll pass. Either way.. plus I kinda am a cult all within myself..
I'm in....I'm always up for a good time. I do own a black t-shirt.
You already have my photo,
http://joinacult.blogspot.com/2006/02/photos-for-your-shrine.html so you
might as well have me as a cult member. It cannot hurt, or can it??
Word verification?? Why can't spammers be members ?? :-(
i believe it was shakespeare himself that once wrote.."be gone thy cunt, for it is with silk-ed flesh blade that u shall be berefted of thy maidenhood swiftly and with much PAIN!!" like the fearsome antelope grazing on a freshly slain tigress, i shall envigorate thee from whenceforth thoust came..anal suppositories... fly my prett...fk
this isnt where i parked my car..
Man, did I see some potential members for this cult over the duration of the preceding four days! Most of the lads were slightly under 150kg though blessed with uber human fast-twitching muscle fibres, the likes of which could bake a cake in under two minutes if placed atop their thunderous bellies.
Are you looking for heavy recruits per chance?
i met u at bens party. remember, im the girl who made all those funny comments then u walked me to the palais only to find the taxis would not service us there. ur site is ok. i guess. i do love goon but. and we shared our goon. and we embraced one another. and then myles bought a chicken pie from me. i am the almighty pie seller. you have certainly made an effort with ur site. i thought it would be more amature. you outta be..congratulated. and then we sang. and then tim said "rub your nipple on mine". hope to see you both again. perhaps at the pie hut where i sell pies. and then myles kicked my ciggarettes. hes just jealous. cos im so hot. like his pie. flap.
did anyone else see Old Man Morri in the newspaper the other day?
should i join men who think they are better well i like to see if your are better then me bring it on i say let me in to your world if you dear.... hurt me please hurt me ..
i want to join i am so desperate my name is tefu keneth from cameroon this my email adress kenethotefu@yahoo.com i also have a brother who will want to join his name is tefu ransome please contact us through the number +23774414519
Pls i want to join the cult and also have guy that want to join. This is my no. +2348165405406