About Morrism

Forward by Old Man Morri, Vice Grandmaster Of Morrism.

My name Is Old Man Morri, I work with Grandmaster Morri, the founder of our Morrism. I type and translate all of his spritual teachings so that you all may benefit from his wisdom. He is a real person and he gets really angry all the time. He mostly gets angry because people are really fucking stupid. That is Grandmaster Morri and he hates us all equally

We started this blog to enlighten people by means of nasty words like cunt, fuck and britney. We open their eyes to the fact that they as humans, are crap. We however are Masters, which makes us supreme which is why we get so angry at pathetic internet Arse- clowns. We systematically harrass and intimidate other bloggers, so that they may get into Morresville, Morrist heaven. If we didn't take the time out of our precious lives to do this huge community service, then all you fuckheads would probably die from being so stupid. We are Morrism and we are here for you.

Morrism is a cult that we created due to popular demand placed on us by people who need to know who they are and why they are here. If your reading this and then become a member, chances are you are really gullable, and are now willing to follow the teachings of someone you don't even know. As a member, you will have the pleasure of being bullied, harrased, sworn at and put down all the time. That is Morrism, and we are here to help you.

We have no set doctrine, and belive only that we are right and that Grandmaster Morri knows all. You will have the pleasure of never having to think for yourself again because we will tell you your opinions. We belive in making you feel hopeless so that we can feel supreme. You are shit, we are rad. Fuck you all in your stupid arses. This is Morrism and we are your friends.

Other books for your further reading are included on the list below for you.

Belive in empty.
Hope in that hole.
I'm ok, with no arms and legs.
T.v's no teacher, wait yes it is.
The minda in me.
Stop that bus , you're no good for me.(1993)
Stop that bus, trains are no better, (1994) revized edition.
The man behind the Moustache, discovering the inner you.